oddly-romantic:

anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -

me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it

anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it

me:

me: …..go on

-teesa-:

5.12.15

Kristen Schaal discusses the double standard with the “dad bod” trend.

crush-fanatic:

Being my girlfriend does not mean that you no longer have a life. Hang out with your friends, take a day for yourself, go with your family somewhere. I’m not here to control you. If you want to talk or meet up with your ex then do it. Until proven otherwise, I trust you. I may not like it but if its what you want to do than ok. I just want you to be happy. And if you’re depressed one day and just want to be left alone, let me know. I’ve been there before too so I understand. but while your handling whatever it is on your own, know that you’re never truly alone. I’ll always be here for you no matter what. and know that if I’m with you, I’m not just looking for a fling. I’m looking to build and grow my life with you. but also know that I don’t what to pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to do. I respect you and your body and want you to feel comfortable. So do what you want, and be who you want, because as long as you’re happy, I’m happy.

happy birthday to me i’m drunk and not suicidal for the first birthday in like seven years? holy shit. life does indeed get better.

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karabraden:

fenharella:

i’m not even sure what sexual attraction really feels like

for me it’s something i think happened to me maybe once or twice, and only in a relationship.

people talk about others they find sexy and i never see it. aesthetically pleasing yes, but sexually attractive? does not compute

sex is something that i could do, if i wanted, but i could live without it

i like pretty people. i like kissing pretty people. i like intimacy, but sexual intimacy isn’t something i need or want

people talk about how they can’t go ‘without’ for more than a week. i’ve been ‘without’ for over three years and i never think about it

i like writing smut. i like drawing smut. neither make me less asexual

i get more fulfilment from good food than i ever did from sex

people talk about asexuals as if they’re naive and innocent babies. i’m an adult. i know what sex is. i just don’t care about it.

i’m not weird, broken, or wrong. just asexual.

Bolding mine. That’s always been where my own brain trips over itself. I have to keep reminding myself that lack of sexual attraction has nothing to do with my profound enjoyment of writing really good sex or appreciating an attractive character.

thatsthat24:

So Relatable 🙅 (W/ Valerie Torres)

splendid-oxymoron: “ayellowbirds: “thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “averyangryfeminist: “jaythedukeofduwang: “the-little-plurmaid: “oceans-seas: “The reason why sharks attack surfers. Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press ” Duh. Ever notice...

splendid-oxymoron:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

averyangryfeminist:

jaythedukeofduwang:

the-little-plurmaid:

oceans-seas:

The reason why sharks attack surfers.

Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press

Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.<
Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks

I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol
Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;

Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.

SHARK APPRECIATION POST

Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff

They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs

Stop hurting/killing sharks :(

Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.

In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.

#armthesharks2k15

casismypie: “urban-pooka: “mid2000snatalieportman: “ pushinglackadaisies: “ mewlymae: “ #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool...

casismypie:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

you didn’t

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